Mr. Pierre’s Erotic Stories Night

Last Wednesday, I attended Mr. Pierre’s Hump Day: Ladies’ Night, a night of sexy stories and poetry read by women. The event steamed up The Peacock Room, an Orlando bar.

I attended and read at previous Hump Day events,, but tonight Mr. Pierre decided to run an Only Girls event.  After hearing the readings, I didn’t complain not one damned bit.  Hell, I even suggested  Hump Day nights should remain only girls.  The hell with the boys.

Keri Sardone looking sexy in glasses. Her reading was sexy too.

Ruby Darling: One of Orlando’s best burlesque dancers, she’s a member of Skill Focus:Burlesque.  She’s just as skilled with the spoken-word too.

Tiffany Lane Naymick:  Know how looks can be deceiving?  You wouldn’t think such an innocent-looking person could own such delicious naughtiness inside them.  Tiffany is one of those people.  I wasn’t complaining.

Cherry Bob-omb: Another member of Skill Focus: Burlesque.  I hadn’t witnessed her moves yet.  Still, I enjoyed her reading.

Moxie O’ Connell: A graphic designer at Media Impact Advertising.  If you like tattoos with your erotic stories, Moxie is your woman.  Tell her DJ Stone Crazy sent you.

Amanda Millar:  Where do I start? I first fell in love with Amanda when I first witnessed her reading a story involving sexual kinkiness on a religious person.  This night, she got kinky with TV Chef Nigella Lawson.  Truth be known, I think many dudes may have craved sexual kinkiness with Nigella Lawson or searched the Internet for Nigella Lawson porn.

Whitney Morgan: a local model and underground actress, she read a pegging story written by Mark Parchman.

What is pegging, you ask?  Pegging involves female anal penetration on a dude.  In other words, a woman fucking a dude in the ass with a strap-on dildo.

I ain’t saying no names.  Yet, I get the feeling at least one of the female readers performed this act many times.

Mr. Pierre and the ladies: Oh yea, Mr. Pierre AKA Michael Pierre read a naughty story in the female point of view.  Because he lost some kind of bet, he had to read about being a bad little girl.

Whitney Morgan and Mark Parchman

Usually, big butts gain my attention.  Looking at this pic, the reader can tell what else catches my attention.  I’m referring to her smile.

I think the next Hump is in April.  Like I mentioned earlier, I hope Mr. Pierre keeps it Only Girls.

Mr. Pierre’s New Years House Party

On this New Years, no demands existed for my DJ skills.  So, I attended a friend’s New Years house party instead.

I wasn’t aware of it being a formal affair.

Something I learned about my iPhone tonight.  Unless you like devil eyes in your pics, leave the flash off.

Your pics are better off with the grainy look.

They called this concoction Purple Drank.

Yet, I didn’t think it was the same liquid some folks drink when they listen to slowed-down rap music.

Everyone gathered in the living room for the countdown to New Years.

After the ball dropped with no Dick Clark this year, couples started kissing.

By the way, these two are the host and hostess of the party, Amanda Millar and Michael Pierre AKA Mr. Pierre.

Michael held a special toast,

This was my last pic of the evening.

Around 1:45 AM, I cruised home.

Soon as I got home, I uploaded my photos to the computer and created this very blog.

Happy New Year!

Mr. Pierre’s Burleyesque: An All Male Burlesque Charity Event

First, let me set something straight right now.  I ain’t gay.

During my Happy Hour DJ gig at The Peacock Room,  Michael Pierre asked me to photograph his Burlyesque show, an all male burlesque event.

I didn’t have my Canon Rebel at the time.  Instead, I used the photo option on my Toshiba camcorder.

A mixture of pro and amateur dancers, Burlyesque was a charity event for Harbor House, an organization helping domestic abuse victims.

Ginger Boy.

Rickabilly Bond.

Mafia.

Romeo.

As he danced, he allowed women to pop his balloons.

Mr. Pierre.  Recreating the ear-cutting scene from the movie Reservoir Dogs, he even had Stealers Wheel’s “Stuck in the Middle with You” playing.