Archive for January 2014

Photo Exposing Daft Punk Is Really Milli Vanilli

January 31, 2014

Today,  Orlando artist Andrew Spear uploaded a Daft Punk pic on Facebook, a pic exposing Daft Punk as 80’s, lip-syncing, duo Milli Vanilli.  Just like Elvis and Jim Morrison faked theirs, looks like Rob Pilatus (the light-skinned one) faked his death back in 1998.  All along, him and Fab Morvan (the other Milli) were posing as Daft Punk.

Exposing Daft Punk as Milli Vanilli

 

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Explaining How Much Money DJs Make

January 31, 2014

A recent incident focused my mind on rates DJs charge.  Yesterday, I received a Facebook message asking for my services.  I played for this person before.  This night, I would be playing from 4:30 PM to about 11 PM.   In the past, I normally charge a hundred dollars.  That was for four hours.  Because I was playing longer this time, I charged two hundred dollars.   Later that day, I received a message saying the people preferred karaoke instead of a DJ.  So, no gig for me.

Borrowed from Varietyisthespice.com

As I take that as truth, I shall point something out.  Whenever I charge over a hundred for a house party, people lose interest in my DJ services. 

Still, many DJs will tell you I’m charging too cheap.  They’re right.  For four hours, many DJs will start at three hundred bucks. 

Three hundred is what I charge for weddings.  For weddings, other DJs either start at that price or charge more.

So, here’s what a typical DJ makes in the Central Florida area.  Some receive ten percent of the bar.  At first, this seems like a good idea.  If the venue makes a crap load of money, the DJ will too.  As the years went by, I started hating this arrangement.  Lying about how much the place really made, the person paying could be ripping the DJ off.  Plus when dealing with bars that don’t make money, this arrangement definitely sucks.

Still, would you believe some cheap bars don’t even want to pay ten percent?   Nothing against free booze.  Yet, free booze don’t put gas in your car.

In some venues, DJs receive a flat rate running from forty to a hundred bucks.  For years, a friend of mine charged seventy-five bucks. 

In some venues, a DJ receives one hundred and fifty bucks up to two hundred bucks.  The most I heard a Central Florida DJ make was four hundred bucks.  Four hundred is usually a nightclub DJ.

In my humble opinion, I believe a DJ for a house party should start around three hundred.  Some DJs may argue more.  First of all, there’s gas the DJ pays for. Then, there’s the skill in trying to keep the crowd’s mood.  Yet, sometimes that’s hit or miss.  People at house parties may constantly request the crappiest music all night.  With that going on, it may be difficult to keep the mood right.  Still, trust me on this one, DJing is far more complicated than just playing music.  If you want a good DJ, be willing to pay decent money for one.

Why was I charging cheap in the first place?  For house parties, instead of a PA speaker and sound mixing board, I used a home stereo system.  I’m too broke to buy PA speakers.  Second, and the biggest reason, folks are always crying broke. 

Even if I do receive less gigs, my days of charging cheap are over. All it did was gain me other clients who also wanted to be cheap.

Hopefully, this blog explains DJ pay rates.

Other DJs are free to comment.

Justin Bieber in Vibe Magazine’s Death Row Records Cover

January 29, 2014

Today on Facebook, Complex Magazine uploaded a Justin Bieber photo, a Photoshop of a classic Vibe magazine cover.  Right along members of then Death Row records, we see Justin Bieber sporting a gold chain.

Original Vibe cover with Tupac.

Vibe Live from Death Row

Vibe Death Row cover with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Death Row Vibe Cover

 

Is This List True About The Grammy Awards?

January 29, 2014

Today, I ran across a Four Pins article tackling  The Real Problem With Macklemore. In the comments section, I noticed a post by someone named Fuzz.  Well, I noticed this within Fuzz’s post, a list of  legendary musicians who never won a Grammy.

List of artists who never won a Grammy

Thinking it worthy of a Facebook discussion, I copied and uploaded the list to Facebook.

Also, I asked, “Is this true about The Grammys?”

is this true about the grammys

I shall zoom in on the answers.

Grammys Question

The list rings mostly true.  After nearly four decades, Led Zeppelin finally won a Grammy in 2014.  The rest on the list never won a Grammy.

True enough, an award opens doors and sell more products.  Still, winning doesn’t necessarily prove actual talent. Plus after winning a Grammy, some artists never gain the popularity they once had.  This happened to Terrence Trent D’Arby.  After winning a Grammy in 1988 for Best R&B Vocal (Male),  his popularity nosedived and never recovered.   (As I appreciated his music, I always thought Mr. D’Arby was over-hyped.  Yet, that’s me.

The list proves, seeing the many legends who never receive the award, one should avoid taking The Grammy Awards seriously.  If anything, you and the rest of the world gain the opportunity  to witness some people’s terrible taste in music.

Beyonce Pussy Pics

January 28, 2014

People possess some damned nerve.  I risk being sued by hooking Beyonce fans up with Beyonce pics.  I even included a booty shot.  Yet, how do some douche-bags lay their gratitude?  They come here looking for Beyonce pussy pics.  Check out the words in my search engine.  Beyonce Pussy is third down.

Beyonce Pussy Search

To meet their nasty want, I shall provide two Beyonce pussy pics.  Don’t say I never tried to please people.  Enjoy.

beyonce and tiger

Funny Daft Punk Grammy Meme

January 27, 2014

Today on Facebook, I found the funniest Daft Punk Grammy meme.  This one was posted by God.  Yes, that is the name of the Facebook page.   Enjoy.

Daft Punk Grammy Meme

Sexy Pics of Beyonce’s 2014 Grammy Performance

January 26, 2014

First of all, because I expected a huge disappointment in the rap categories, I ignored watching the 2014 Grammy Awards.   Yet, as I spent too much time on Facebook instead, Beyonce’s Facebook page uploaded photos of her Grammy performance.

Risking to get sued, I decided to upload those steamy pics to this blog.  If folks want to sue, they will be suing one broke black man. I ain’t got a dime.  So, here’s the Beyonce pics. Enjoy.

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Chair

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Front View Chair

Okay, as for the next pic, I couldn’t find it no where else on the Internet.  As of now, the only place a person will find this Beyonce booty pic is on her Facebook page.

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Booty Shot