Archive for March 2014

Actress Julia Roberts and Two Handsome Black Men

March 3, 2014

All right, I’m running this shit in the ground about the Oscars.  I might take this blog off later on.  Yet, here it goes.  Here’s a sneak peak of Vanity Fair’s Oscar cover, photographed by the legendary Annie Leibovitz.

Vanity Fair Oscar 2014 cover

I really don’t give a shit about the Oscars.  Yet, I could not help noticing Julia Roberts sitting in between Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor.  America’s favorite white actress is sandwiched between two handsome black men.  Look at her, she’s just a smiling too.

Julia Robers, Idris Elba and Chiwetal Ejiofor

Fearing I might get sued, I’ll just leave that one alone.

 

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Who knew? Actress Angela Bassett Got Back!!!

March 3, 2014

A show of hands.  How many dudes knew actress Angela Bassett owned a nice booty?  Of course, she’s above flaunting her booty for the camera.  Still, a recent viral photo on Facebook shows something I never knew about Angela.  Check out the pic.  Fifty-five years old and packing much booty.

angela basset orange dress and booty

Don’t get me wrong.  I always found Angela Bassett beautiful and underrated as an actress.  If she was a white woman, Hollywood definitely would chose her over (Insert Overrated White Actress Here).

Man, after all these years, I never knew about Angela’s booty.

2002 Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Ellen DeGeneres Epic Oscar Selfie

March 2, 2014

Because this is mostly a music and booty blog, I was not going to post this.  I’m referring to the Ellen DeGeneres Oscar selfie. The Oscars mostly deal with actors and movies, something this blog definitely isn’t about. Yet, I knew folks were going to look for it.   Right now, it’s a huge hit on Twitter.  Here’s the epic selfie.  Enjoy.

Ellen degenres oscar selfie

Funny and Mean Poetry Book About Celebrities: Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems

March 2, 2014

On the night of Oscars 2014, poet/author/ex-porn store manager Christoph Paul released a free eBook version of  Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems. Most of these hilarious poems are celebrities speaking to a psychoanalyst. For those who hate pompous-assed celebrities, this book fits your needs.Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems

Check out the opening Lady Gaga verse.

“I’m Madonna before she became a British Jew.”

Then, the Oprah poem touches on a subject many people believe as truth, including me.

“You must find ways to make white housewives buy this book.”

Last are the verses that first caught my attention. These exist in the Paula Deen poem.

“Well, color my grits;
the colored our free.
But they still don’t
know their place.

It’s a shame cause
niggers really love
my mac and cheese.”

If mean-spirited and funny are your thing, make sure you search Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems on Amazon.  I would link to it. Yet, WordPress.com would accuse me of spamming.

Fire Girls and Dubstep

March 1, 2014

The following video contains clips of female fire dancers.  Included is “Wrapped Mind” , a mind-blowing, dubstep song by Leon Ayers Jr.  Using YouTube’s video editor, I gathered Creative Commons videos and placed them together.   For those that don’t know, Creative Commons stands for artwork people are free to use.

Enjoy.