Posted tagged ‘Justin Bieber’

7 Things I Learned from My Three Year Old Blog

May 16, 2014

As of this month, The DJ Stone Crazy Spot is three years old.

Photo by Victoria Rosario

Photo by Victoria Rosario

These are seven things I learned from blogging on WordPress.com.

1. You don’t have to write 1500 word blogs. I really don’t know how that started. Yet, some of my more popular blogs definitely did not have 1500 words. Some had even less than 300 words. Some blogs contained a few words and a kick-ass meme I found on Facebook.

2. Booty pics attract more traffic than the written word. During the blogs first few months, Google sent more traffic my way because of booty pics. As the blogs main focus was music and laptop DJing, booty pics still brought the most traffic. To this day, it still does. Instead of reading about why a song sucks, many viewers prefer looking for big booty MILFs or big ass white girls. Currently, it’s Miley Cyrus pussy shots and Angela Basset’s booty.

3. Calling someone out in your blog does more psychological damage than you realize. Sometimes, after my blogs aims something nasty at someone, I  receive epic comments taking personal shots at me and my DJ skills. One coward decided to send me an e-mail taking potshots at me. After unfriending me on Facebook, another person posted my blog about her on Facebook, as she called me a loser DJ.

Why all this overreacting? The blog struck a raw nerve bordering on truth. If it wasn’t true, why write epic comments and aim nasty shots at me and DJ skills? In my lifetime, guilty folks are the only ones I know who behave this way.

4. You’re more likely to get pimp-slapped by a 300 pound transvestite versus getting sued for using copyrighted photos. I’m not condoning using copyrighted material. Still, as far as getting sued for doing it? That’s highly unlikely. First, you might receive a request to either take the photo down or give the photographer credit. Second, the photographer might tell your web host. Third, if you’re small fry, they know you don’t have any freakin’ money to sue for. For the record, I’m not a lawyer. Despite all this, you still might get sued for using a copyrighted pic. Still, that rarely happens to small fry bloggers.

5. Readers like lists. Yep, the blog experts had it right. Creating list blogs attract traffic. Still make sure it’s a subject folks will want to read. If folks no longer care about Jay-Z’s conflict with his sister-in-law, don’t you still write ten reasons why Jay-Z should have smacked her. If it’s a subject folks don’t care about, don’t go writing a list about it.

6. Current trends attracts plenty traffic. When Justin Bieber was arrested, I dug up memes making fun of his arrest. The blog attracted plenty of attention. When some idiots used Martin Luther King Jr, in twerking flyers, that blog not only gained a lot attention, a more popular website linked to it. The reason I always post pics of Miley Cyrus is because I know folks will come looking for them, especially if it’s something she did recently.

7. Making fun of white people attracts traffic. (Controversy attracts traffic.) I once noticed people searching my blogs wanting to know what music to play for white people. I knew the subject was controversial. That’s why I wrote it. I wrote it over a year ago. To this day, that blog still attracts traffic.

After three years on this blog, that’s what I learned.

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Pic Showing Justin Bieber as Gilligan and Rob Ford as Skipper

February 2, 2014

Recently, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defended fellow Canadian Justin Bieber’s troubles with the law.  Rob Ford is the same mayor who admitted to smoking crack.

On Facebook, my friend David Butler uploaded a Photoshop pic of Tom Ford and Justin Bieber. Both are characters from the TV show Gilligan’s Island. Tom Ford is the Skipper as Justin Bieber is Gilligan.

Justin Bieber as Gilligan and Mayor Tom Ford as the Skipper

Justin Bieber in Vibe Magazine’s Death Row Records Cover

January 29, 2014

Today on Facebook, Complex Magazine uploaded a Justin Bieber photo, a Photoshop of a classic Vibe magazine cover.  Right along members of then Death Row records, we see Justin Bieber sporting a gold chain.

Original Vibe cover with Tupac.

Vibe Live from Death Row

Vibe Death Row cover with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Death Row Vibe Cover

 

Nasty Memes Concerning Justin Bieber’s Arrest

January 23, 2014

Before I go on, I got a confession to make. I own some Justin Bieber songs. As a DJ, I have to cater to my audience. So, I don’t wanna here no shit.

As of this writing, looks like USA’s most hated Canadian has recently been arrested.
Justin Bieber's Mugshot

What did he do, you ask? I’ll let Taylor Berman at Gawker tell you.

Yet, a day hasn’t passed and the nasty memes already exist on Facebook,

First, I saw the mugshot Photoshopped in drag.

Justin Bieber Mugshot in Drag Makeup

Then, the next meme congratulates Florida for finally getting something right.

Justin Bieber's Arrest - Florida Finally Got Something Right

As I looked at Mr. Bieber’s mugshot, I realized his resemblance to Miley Cyrus.  Apparently,  other people thought the same thing.

Justin Bieber Plus Lipstick Equals Miley Cyrus

Justin  Bieber without and with makeup

(Oh yea, when you add words to photos, you might want to learn how to highlight your words.  Either that or just use white words. I say this because, in the second meme, you can barely see the words on Miley’s face .)

The last meme I present is the nastiest one I witnessed on Facebook.  Let’s just say it involves brutal jail sex with singer Ray J.

Justin Bieber's Day 1 and Day 2

If I ever become famous, I hope I never get arrested.  Memes can be real brutal.