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7 Things I Learned from My Three Year Old Blog

May 16, 2014

As of this month, The DJ Stone Crazy Spot is three years old.

Photo by Victoria Rosario

Photo by Victoria Rosario

These are seven things I learned from blogging on WordPress.com.

1. You don’t have to write 1500 word blogs. I really don’t know how that started. Yet, some of my more popular blogs definitely did not have 1500 words. Some had even less than 300 words. Some blogs contained a few words and a kick-ass meme I found on Facebook.

2. Booty pics attract more traffic than the written word. During the blogs first few months, Google sent more traffic my way because of booty pics. As the blogs main focus was music and laptop DJing, booty pics still brought the most traffic. To this day, it still does. Instead of reading about why a song sucks, many viewers prefer looking for big booty MILFs or big ass white girls. Currently, it’s Miley Cyrus pussy shots and Angela Basset’s booty.

3. Calling someone out in your blog does more psychological damage than you realize. Sometimes, after my blogs aims something nasty at someone, I  receive epic comments taking personal shots at me and my DJ skills. One coward decided to send me an e-mail taking potshots at me. After unfriending me on Facebook, another person posted my blog about her on Facebook, as she called me a loser DJ.

Why all this overreacting? The blog struck a raw nerve bordering on truth. If it wasn’t true, why write epic comments and aim nasty shots at me and DJ skills? In my lifetime, guilty folks are the only ones I know who behave this way.

4. You’re more likely to get pimp-slapped by a 300 pound transvestite versus getting sued for using copyrighted photos. I’m not condoning using copyrighted material. Still, as far as getting sued for doing it? That’s highly unlikely. First, you might receive a request to either take the photo down or give the photographer credit. Second, the photographer might tell your web host. Third, if you’re small fry, they know you don’t have any freakin’ money to sue for. For the record, I’m not a lawyer. Despite all this, you still might get sued for using a copyrighted pic. Still, that rarely happens to small fry bloggers.

5. Readers like lists. Yep, the blog experts had it right. Creating list blogs attract traffic. Still make sure it’s a subject folks will want to read. If folks no longer care about Jay-Z’s conflict with his sister-in-law, don’t you still write ten reasons why Jay-Z should have smacked her. If it’s a subject folks don’t care about, don’t go writing a list about it.

6. Current trends attracts plenty traffic. When Justin Bieber was arrested, I dug up memes making fun of his arrest. The blog attracted plenty of attention. When some idiots used Martin Luther King Jr, in twerking flyers, that blog not only gained a lot attention, a more popular website linked to it. The reason I always post pics of Miley Cyrus is because I know folks will come looking for them, especially if it’s something she did recently.

7. Making fun of white people attracts traffic. (Controversy attracts traffic.) I once noticed people searching my blogs wanting to know what music to play for white people. I knew the subject was controversial. That’s why I wrote it. I wrote it over a year ago. To this day, that blog still attracts traffic.

After three years on this blog, that’s what I learned.

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A Nasty Meme About Madonna’s Age

May 1, 2014

I found this mean-spirited beauty on Facebook, a nasty mean concerning Madonna’s age. CBGB OMFUG posted it.  For the record, I have no problem with the Material Girl’s age.

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Who knew? Actress Angela Bassett Got Back!!!

March 3, 2014

A show of hands.  How many dudes knew actress Angela Bassett owned a nice booty?  Of course, she’s above flaunting her booty for the camera.  Still, a recent viral photo on Facebook shows something I never knew about Angela.  Check out the pic.  Fifty-five years old and packing much booty.

angela basset orange dress and booty

Don’t get me wrong.  I always found Angela Bassett beautiful and underrated as an actress.  If she was a white woman, Hollywood definitely would chose her over (Insert Overrated White Actress Here).

Man, after all these years, I never knew about Angela’s booty.

2002 Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Photo Exposing Daft Punk Is Really Milli Vanilli

January 31, 2014

Today,  Orlando artist Andrew Spear uploaded a Daft Punk pic on Facebook, a pic exposing Daft Punk as 80’s, lip-syncing, duo Milli Vanilli.  Just like Elvis and Jim Morrison faked theirs, looks like Rob Pilatus (the light-skinned one) faked his death back in 1998.  All along, him and Fab Morvan (the other Milli) were posing as Daft Punk.

Exposing Daft Punk as Milli Vanilli

 

Funny Daft Punk Grammy Meme

January 27, 2014

Today on Facebook, I found the funniest Daft Punk Grammy meme.  This one was posted by God.  Yes, that is the name of the Facebook page.   Enjoy.

Daft Punk Grammy Meme

Sexy Pics of Beyonce’s 2014 Grammy Performance

January 26, 2014

First of all, because I expected a huge disappointment in the rap categories, I ignored watching the 2014 Grammy Awards.   Yet, as I spent too much time on Facebook instead, Beyonce’s Facebook page uploaded photos of her Grammy performance.

Risking to get sued, I decided to upload those steamy pics to this blog.  If folks want to sue, they will be suing one broke black man. I ain’t got a dime.  So, here’s the Beyonce pics. Enjoy.

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Chair

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Front View Chair

Okay, as for the next pic, I couldn’t find it no where else on the Internet.  As of now, the only place a person will find this Beyonce booty pic is on her Facebook page.

Beyonce Grammys 2014 Booty Shot

A Nasty Photo Meme Picks on R&B Entertainer R. Kelly

January 17, 2014

Some days back,  I noticed a Facebook upload making fun of R&B entertainer R. Kelly. I am sure many are aware of R. Kelly’s nastiness with piss and under-aged females. All right, for the record, he was found not guilty. So, the true description is allegedly pissed on an under-aged female. Also, at age 27, he did marry a 15 year old.

So, this is the meme I found saw on Facebook.  Enjoy!

If you love someone pee on it R. Kelly