The Sanford Strangler: A Shocking Florida Tale!

Posted August 19, 2014 by Stone Crazy
Categories: Music, Night Life

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Once upon a time, in the infamous Florida city called Sanford, there lived a young man named Harrison. A time existed when Harrison loved gangsta rap, especially 90’s gangsta rap. He requested the music all the time.

Harry

Many people already know about George Zimmerman, a white Hispanic who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, an unarmed black teenager. For awhile, Zimmerman wasn’t arrested. During the time civil rights leaders marched peacefully through Sanford, Harrison changed. He turned anti-rap.

racism and harry

If you look at the second quote, you’ll see something about hip hop based around violence, drugs and sexual abuse. The irony of this? Before his anti-rap stance, Harrison was arrested for domestic violence by strangulation.

As you can see in the next photo, Harrison wasn’t too fond of Travyon Martin, either.

Hurry Regal's Big Mouth

After all this, guess what happened? The same guy who badmouthed Trayvon Martin and hip hop was arrested for strangulation AGAIN! Yes, according to arrest records, The Sanford Strangler may have struck again!

Has he gone to prison? Has the charges been dropped? This blog doesn’t know. Still, it definitely will give updates about…The Sanford Strangler.

Ich danke Ihnen, Deutschland!

Posted August 8, 2014 by Stone Crazy
Categories: Booty

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For some reason, I kept getting a lot views from Germany.

Aus irgendeinem Grund hielt ich immer eine Menge Ansichten aus Deutschland.

Views by Germany

I don’t know why that happened.

Ich weiß nicht, warum das passiert ist.

I thank Germans for viewing my blog. (I don’t speak German. I’m using Google Translator.)

Ich danke für das Betrachten Deutschen meinem Blog. (Ich weiß nicht Deutsch sprechen. Ich bin mit Google Translator.)

German booty

 

7 Reasons Stacey Dash Should Run for Republican President

Posted May 29, 2014 by Stone Crazy
Categories: Lists

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stacey dash pic

Actress Stacey Dash

Recently, Actress Stacey Dash joined Fox news as a paid contributor. Looking at this, this inspires a list on why she should run for President on the Republican ticket.

1. She’s black (or at least part-black). Republicans have a hard time attracting people of color.  Having ex-Klan members like David Duke running on their ticket does them no favors.  Plus when the black guy became President, the slogan “Take Back Our Country” really pissed many people off.  All of sudden, it’s take our country back when the black guy wins.

take our country back

2. She’s a woman. After saying stupid shit about abortion, Republicans should at least fake they aren’t anti-women.  They aren’t even trying to hide the fact.

Stacey Dash would be the perfect front. “Our nominee is two things.  She’s black and she’s a woman.”

Seriously,  GOP, you need to do something about your image.  The white male image is so 20th Century.

white male younr republicans

 

3. She looks better than Michelle Bachmann.  On the real tip, everyone knows many people prefer looks over character.  Since both ladies are conservatives, who would you rather look at?

This ugly white woman?Michele bachmann ugly white woman

Or this ethnic beauty?

Stacey Dash smile

4. Her booty looks better than Sarah Palin’s.  It’s all about image.

Look at Sarah Palin’s booty!  This booty will not attract black and Latino male voters!

Sarah Palin and family enjoyed a morning at the beach in Hawaii.

Now, as for Stacey?!  Shee-it!  Even a liberal like me might vote Republican. That ass inspires ten rap songs about booty.

stacey dash booty

5. When it comes to making actors President, Republicans are successful at it.  Ronald Reagan. Do I need to say more?

Ronald Reagan

The only reason Governor Schwarzenegger can’t become President is because his native country is Austria.  If that wasn’t in the way, Governor Terminator would have became President Terminator.

6. She’s a light-skinned black woman.  I have to be real.  The first black Miss America was light-skinned and blue-eyed.

venessa williams miss america

As many praised this as a black first, some folks called bullshit.  They believed blue eyes and light-skin should not represent black beauty.

Also, some people believe America didn’t appreciate booty until lighter-skinned Jennifer Lopez graced the screen.

If people were stupid then, who’s to say they still aren’t that stupid?

7. She probably can spell. If she can read a script, she probably can write clear American English.   So, if she starts holding up campaign signs, we probably won’t see signs like this.

tea party sign no public option

This concludes the list.  Stacey  might not win.  Yet, you never know.  People did vote for George Dubya Bush twice.

 

 

3 Main Reasons Why Macklemore’s Jewish Costume was Offensive

Posted May 19, 2014 by Stone Crazy
Categories: Lists, Memes, Music

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After writing my previous blog on Macklemore’s recent Hebrew problems, I think I need to focus another blog on why what Macklemore did was dead wrong.

1. He dressed as a stereotypical Jew.  The image of the prominent nose is one of the worst stereotypical images aimed at Jews.

Macklemore jewish image and stereotypical jew

2. Like the meme says. his song was about being cheap.  Being cheap is a stereotype that has haunted Jews far too long.

3. He performed this on Shabbat.   I learned this from my Jewish friends. (Yours truly is African-American). Shabbat is the Jewish day of rest. Also, it happens on the seventh day of the week. On the Jewish calendar, the seventh day is a Friday, the same night Macklemore performed his caricature.

I don’t think he was aware of the Friday significance. Yet, I am not going to believe he wasn’t aware how controversial his act would be.

Then, again, for all I know, Mr. Ben Haggerty might be Jewish himself.

 

Meme Showing Batman Slapping Pharrell Williams

Posted May 19, 2014 by Stone Crazy
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A recent popular meme shows Batman slapping Pharrell Williams.  This as Pharrell Williams sings his hit song “Happy”.

batman slapping Pharrell Williams meme

Meme Showing Miley Cyrus Sucking Inflatable Doll’s Sex Organ

Posted May 19, 2014 by Stone Crazy
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Time for what many people visit this blog for, another Miley Cyrus pic.  This is actually a meme showing Miss Cyrus giving  a blow job to an inflatable doll.  Apparently, metal heads are pissed about double standards.

miley cyrus blow job inflatable doll and heavy metal meme

Macklemore (Rap Haters’ Hero) Accused of Anti-Semitism

Posted May 19, 2014 by Stone Crazy
Categories: Music

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Just like I suspected, rapper Macklemore’s tolerance image was a fraud.  When it comes to anti-homophobia songs like “Same Love”, I remember pretentious dudes reciting poetry like that  at open-mics.  Back then, I suspected it was all a play for some pussy. because silly-assed, young ladies that didn’t know any better fell for it. I suspected almost the same thing about “Same Love”, gullible people falling for bullshit.

Recently, he performed “Thrift Shop” dressed as a stereotypical Jew.

Macklemore anti-semite jewsih costume

I’m African-American, but I definitely know what’s wrong this scenario.  “Thrift Shop” is about being cheap. Jews are stereotyped as being cheap and greedy bastards.

Next photo shows why Macklemore’s image was so wrong.  Germans used to show this image of Jews, the same thing Macklemore dressed as.

Borrowed from wilhelmus-spankman.tumblr.com/

I’m not surprised. In a previous blog, I mentioned concerns about Macklemore wearing gold teeth and a gold necklace on the cover of Source magazine.

Macklemore on Source Cover

I thought this reminiscent of the black face days, when white actors painted their faces black as they portrayed African-Americans.

After this fraud received so many Grammys, I am so glad this happened.  No, I’m not anti-Semitic.  Yet, I’ve told many unfunny jokes in the past.  Still, this goes beyond just bad jokes.  The image Macklemore used was created by people who owned a serious hatred against Jews, an image they used as they killed Jews.

Before this incident happened, rap haters praised Macklemore as God!  The best rapper out there!  Because Eminem is past forty, I suspected some folks were searching for another white rapper to over-hype.  Observe a Facebook conservation I witnessed.

Macklemore's Fans on FacebookMacklemore's Fans on Facebook 2

Macklemore may not talk about bitches and drank, but he definitely is going down as an anti-Semite.

 


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