I couldn’t believe it. One night on Facebook, I noticed two different booty posts involving a model flicking the bird. Plus this was from two different Facebook groups.
First, was a white woman with a huge booty. This was posted by Big Girls Need Love Too, Big Booty and Cougars/MiLfs Too.
Next, was a booty pic by Big Booty At Its Best. This one involved a black woman with a nice booty.
Two in one night. What a coincidence.
When most people think of the song “Sex Shooter”, they think of Appolonia 6, the girl group who performed the song in the 1984 movie Purple Rain.
For those unfamiliar with the movie, Purple Rain stars rock star Prince as a troubled musician in the Minneapolis music scene.
Prior to filming the movie, Prince dated Vanity of Vanity 6, a girl group he also produced.
Yet, Vanity dropped out of the movie. But before she quit the movie, she recorded an earlier version of “Sex Shooter”, something I found out recently. Despite the song being just a demo version, I personally believe Vanity sung it better. Yet, I’ll let the reader be the judge.
Appolonia’s version.
Vanity’s version.
One evening, for the hell of it, I searched YouTube for booty shake videos. During my search, I ran across a video uploaded by Big Butt Cinema, a channel booty lovers definitely would enjoy.
On this channel, booties of all races, ethnic groups and sizes exist. There’s white booty, Latina booty and definitely black booty. Also, the channel contains videos for those who prefers booty with extra-extra-extra packing. The site even contains international booty from places like France, Britain and Brazil.
Basically, the site uploads booty videos from other sources. It does not claim ownership of the videos. Also, it lets the viewer know should a video be taken down, they should private message about it. In my humble opinion, that’s straight professionalism.
So, for your booty shake fix, go to Big Butt Cinema.
Here’s some samples.
Following his career since his days of producing hip hop group 7A3, I rank DJ Muggs high among hip hop producers. Most people
DJ Muggs
know DJ Muggs for producing hip hop group Cypress Hill, a Latino act known for lyrics involving marijuana smoking and LA gang life. (For those who want to know, Muggs is Italian and Norwegian.)
Many DJ Muggs’ productions contains an eerie yet funky mix to it. A prime example is Cypress Hill’s “Throw Your Set in the Air”. As a funky bass line plays over a thumping beat, a strange wailing is heard.
In 2003, DJ Muggs released Dust, an album mixed with trip hop and electronica. The album contains “Gone for Good”, one of my all-time favorite songs. Rapper Everlast sings the blues over a rock and trip hop mix. Just like many blues songs, the lyrics involve an old flame.
"I was foolish cause I loved her so
Never put no one else above her, no
She put it on me like no other did before
Now she telling me that she wants to go"
Loving the song so much, I created a video for it. I downloaded photos of black and white noir movies figuring they fit the dark and moody song. That was back in 2010. Though not huge numbers, I’m surprised it gain over nine thousand views on You Tube. Plus it received over sixty thumbs up.
Here it is. Enjoy.
That’s me in the very back. Photo by Miriam Lorenzi
Today marks the two year anniversary of The DJ Stone Crazy Spot. Two years ago on this very day, I started the blog you are now reading.
On that note, I decided to run a top ten of my most popular blogs. Surprisingly, all of them weren’t booty blogs. Yes, despite folks coming to my blog looking for booty pics, some readers set aside booty-searching time and read my music blogs too. So, here we go. The top blogs.
10. The “I’m a Twat” List for DJs: A funny list created by DJ Wizzy.
9. The Top Ten Most Overrated White Musicians: I had to do it.
8. Rockin’ An Eighties Hair Metal Party: I DJed 80s rock all night. This blog also contains photos of that night.
7. School of Hard Knocks: Photos of women dressed as Catholic school girls.
6. Skrillex Versus Daft Punk: A silly-assed meme I found on Facebook.
5. Visiting for the Pics: This is when I first realized some folks weren’t visiting my blog for the beautiful words.
4. Videotaping Dancing Cuties: Not only do you see booty pics, you also witness dancing cuties in a video.
3. Bad Santa and the Angry Elves: Photos of a band mixing punk rock with Christmas music.
2. The Top Ten Dirtiest and Nastiest Rap Songs Ever: A list that would make Satan blush.
1. Friends Cheer Me Up with Booty Pics Friends cheer me up with booty pics after my complaining about the evils of fake booty.
Two years down and more blogging fun to come.
Recently, author Christoph Paul interviewed me for his blog. In it, I discuss DJing, poetry and the onion booty.
An excerpt:
1) you are poet & a DJ. Which do you think is more appealing to women?
I think a poet is more appealing. Uh oh, I done pissed off my DJ friends. When reading and writing poetry, your talent is obvious. You wrote the damned piece. Many people are ignorant about the DJ craft. Many think the only thing a DJ does is flip on other people’s music. They can’t comprehend the DJ reading the crowd and knowing when to play certain songs. Plus many see a DJ as a human jukebox, somebody that plays every song you request. When women flock to poets, they are falling in love with the poet’s intellect. When women flock to DJs, these groupies just want a popularity boost. “Look at me! I’m the DJ’s girlfriend.” Of course, that’s not always the case. Still, because of the ignorance on what a DJ does, that’s why I think women find poets more appealing. When it comes to poetry, the talent is more obvious.
I will not photograph booty with my cellphone.
Will not photograph booty in the bookstore.
Will not photograph booty in the supermarket.
Will not photograph booty in the retail store.
Will not photograph booty in the mall.
Will not photograph booty in the public park.
Will not photograph booty in the nightclub or bar.
Will not photograph booty in the fast food restaurant line
with my cell phone.
Afraid of consequences if I get caught.
Might forever be banned from premises.
Might receive a stinging slap from the victim.
Might receive a humiliating ass-kicking
from some woman’s big bull-dyke wife.
Temptation exists.
Idea constantly floats around inside my head.
Yet, I will not photograph booty with my cellphone.
Know how to piss off some Orlando people? Bring up boy bands. Remind them both Backstreet Boys and *N Sync formed in Orlando.
Backstreet Boys
Bring this up and you might have a fight on your hands.
(If you want to be extra nasty, remind them the lead singer of rock group Creed was born in Orlando. Yet, this is about boy bands, not a rock group some folks hate with a passion.)
I lived in Orlando during the boy bands’ heydays. One Tuesday night, I saw Kevin Richardson of Backstreet Boys hanging with some friends at The Social, a Downtown Orlando music venue. A friend of mine gave singing lessons to boy band C-Note, a group on the same label as Backstreet Boys and *N Sync.
Like many others, I hated boy bands. Yet, my hatred had nothing to do with their music. Personally, I always thought of them as pop versions of r&b group Boyz II Men, a pop version aimed at suburban girls. In fact, I recently learned this on Wikipedia: Backstreet Boys answered an ad wanting a singing group with a New Kids on the Block look with a Boyz II Men sound. If you remember New Kids on the Block, you don’t have to be a genius to know what the New Kids on the Block look meant. Yet, that isn’t what ticked me off about boy bands.
*N Sync
Sure, I found it annoying how the media portrayed boy bands as the nice guys next door. These were the days rap controversy was at its peak. East Coast rap feuded with West Coast rap. Rappers were shot or murdered. After being shot, one rapper was later murdered. Plus after that rapper was killed, another rapper was murdered months later. Also, rap lyrics inspired a religious figure to have a bulldozer run over gangster rap CDs. Compared to media coverage of hip hop, boy bands were definitely the nice guys you wanted your daughter to date. Yet, that isn’t what pissed me off about boy bands either.
What was it, you ask? What annoyed me so much about boy bands? I am going to admit something that many dudes won’t fess up to. I hated boy bands because I was extremely jealous of them. I realize many of their female fans were too young for me at the time. In fact, many were jail bait. Still, who wouldn’t want mass amounts of fame? Anyone who says they don’t is lying. They need to jump off their psudedo-hippie high horse and stop bullshitting. They desire fame as much as the next person.
To heck with the poetry local folks knew me for in the 90s. I wanted fame and money like the boy bands had. I wanted thousands of young girls thinking I was cute too. Like I mentioned earlier, I knew many fans were jail bait. Jail bait or not, it does boost the ego when thousands of young ladies think you’re cute and screaming they love you. Okay, about the money part? I had no idea the dudes were being ripped off at the time.
No, I did not want to be in a boy band. I can’t sing or dance worth a lick. The same way I was with r&b group New Edition, I was jealous of the boy band’s success.
Now, back to Orlando. When it comes to music, some Orlando folks annoy me. As I DJ in some Orlando venues, some folks complain about my choice in music. Living in a town that created boy bands and lecturing me about what’s good music and what isnt’t. I get it. I’m not playing “important” musicians that only five people have heard of. I perfectly understand. I should also be playing what’s hot in Europe. Or New York. Or South Beach. Yep, I definitely understand.
Yet, here’s my thing. I’m more interested in seeing women dance. I wanna see women get low and shake it like a salt shaker. I wanna see booty-booty-booty-booty-booty rockin’ every where. Call me shallow, I could care less.
Pretentious Orlando crap is why I enjoy bringing up boy bands. In a town containing people so full of themselves about music, it feels good bringing up the fact Orlando spawned boy bands, a music scene many people to this day despise.
Because I live in the United States, most would assume I would get more blog views from my home country. I know I would. Yet, I was proved wrong. Yesterday, Denmark gave me more views than the US. Not much. Yet, still surprising.
As I check the referrer chart, I guess most of the Denmark traffic came from Facebook. Despite the many Facebook friends I have, I get very little views from that site. Out of my 1600 Facebook friends, I get maybe 6 to 20 views from Facebook. Yet, look at how many Facebook views I received yesterday.
What were they reading, you ask? I guess it was the DJ list blog.
Back in February, Buzzfeed had already linked me to the list.
Written by DJ Wixxy, the list describes all the annoying things folks tell DJs.
I never been to Denmark. Furthest I ever traveled in the Atlantic Ocean is Freeport, Bahamas.
Who knows, I just might visit Denmark one day.
Tusind tak, Denmark!
First let me say this: No one put me up to this. In order to illustrate what bands and other talent goes through, I took it upon myself to write this blog.
Last Friday, I noticed these two postings on Facebook, postings dealing with a friend’s band cancelled at the last minute. The postings was by Shad Pearson of The Actomatics.
This was the message Shad referred to.
I’m not going to bad mouth Back Booth, a bar located in Downtown Orlando. Yet, I know exactly how this must have pissed The Actomatics off. As a DJ, I experienced this numerous times. You arrange your whole week around the scheduled night. The next thing you know, your night has been cancelled…at the last fuckin’ minute!
One time, I had the opportunity to watch an all-female football game. Yet, I had a previous agreement to DJ at a bar that same night, an agreement I honored. What happened? One morning on the scheduled date, the bar called me and cancelled me. The excuse was a scheduling mix-up. After that, would you believe the same bar pulled that excuse again? This time it happened an hour before I was supposed to show up. It just didn’t stop there either. The same place did it at least two more times.
Like I mentioned before, I definitely know how The Actomatics must have felt. For those unfamiliar with the lives of bands and other acts, let this be an eye-opener. Not all bars behave this way. Yet, last minute cancellations happens a lot.
Has this happened to any of you? Feel free to talk about it in the comments section.
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