7 Things I Learned from My Three Year Old Blog

Posted May 16, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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As of this month, The DJ Stone Crazy Spot is three years old.

Photo by Victoria Rosario

Photo by Victoria Rosario

These are seven things I learned from blogging on WordPress.com.

1. You don’t have to write 1500 word blogs. I really don’t know how that started. Yet, some of my more popular blogs definitely did not have 1500 words. Some had even less than 300 words. Some blogs contained a few words and a kick-ass meme I found on Facebook.

2. Booty pics attract more traffic than the written word. During the blogs first few months, Google sent more traffic my way because of booty pics. As the blogs main focus was music and laptop DJing, booty pics still brought the most traffic. To this day, it still does. Instead of reading about why a song sucks, many viewers prefer looking for big booty MILFs or big ass white girls. Currently, it’s Miley Cyrus pussy shots and Angela Basset’s booty.

3. Calling someone out in your blog does more psychological damage than you realize. Sometimes, after my blogs aims something nasty at someone, I  receive epic comments taking personal shots at me and my DJ skills. One coward decided to send me an e-mail taking potshots at me. After unfriending me on Facebook, another person posted my blog about her on Facebook, as she called me a loser DJ.

Why all this overreacting? The blog struck a raw nerve bordering on truth. If it wasn’t true, why write epic comments and aim nasty shots at me and DJ skills? In my lifetime, guilty folks are the only ones I know who behave this way.

4. You’re more likely to get pimp-slapped by a 300 pound transvestite versus getting sued for using copyrighted photos. I’m not condoning using copyrighted material. Still, as far as getting sued for doing it? That’s highly unlikely. First, you might receive a request to either take the photo down or give the photographer credit. Second, the photographer might tell your web host. Third, if you’re small fry, they know you don’t have any freakin’ money to sue for. For the record, I’m not a lawyer. Despite all this, you still might get sued for using a copyrighted pic. Still, that rarely happens to small fry bloggers.

5. Readers like lists. Yep, the blog experts had it right. Creating list blogs attract traffic. Still make sure it’s a subject folks will want to read. If folks no longer care about Jay-Z’s conflict with his sister-in-law, don’t you still write ten reasons why Jay-Z should have smacked her. If it’s a subject folks don’t care about, don’t go writing a list about it.

6. Current trends attracts plenty traffic. When Justin Bieber was arrested, I dug up memes making fun of his arrest. The blog attracted plenty of attention. When some idiots used Martin Luther King Jr, in twerking flyers, that blog not only gained a lot attention, a more popular website linked to it. The reason I always post pics of Miley Cyrus is because I know folks will come looking for them, especially if it’s something she did recently.

7. Making fun of white people attracts traffic. (Controversy attracts traffic.) I once noticed people searching my blogs wanting to know what music to play for white people. I knew the subject was controversial. That’s why I wrote it. I wrote it over a year ago. To this day, that blog still attracts traffic.

After three years on this blog, that’s what I learned.

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A Nasty Meme About Madonna’s Age

Posted May 1, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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I found this mean-spirited beauty on Facebook, a nasty mean concerning Madonna’s age. CBGB OMFUG posted it.  For the record, I have no problem with the Material Girl’s age.

Madonna Tour 2020

Actress Julia Roberts and Two Handsome Black Men

Posted March 3, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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All right, I’m running this shit in the ground about the Oscars.  I might take this blog off later on.  Yet, here it goes.  Here’s a sneak peak of Vanity Fair’s Oscar cover, photographed by the legendary Annie Leibovitz.

Vanity Fair Oscar 2014 cover

I really don’t give a shit about the Oscars.  Yet, I could not help noticing Julia Roberts sitting in between Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor.  America’s favorite white actress is sandwiched between two handsome black men.  Look at her, she’s just a smiling too.

Julia Robers, Idris Elba and Chiwetal Ejiofor

Fearing I might get sued, I’ll just leave that one alone.

 

Who knew? Actress Angela Bassett Got Back!!!

Posted March 3, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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A show of hands.  How many dudes knew actress Angela Bassett owned a nice booty?  Of course, she’s above flaunting her booty for the camera.  Still, a recent viral photo on Facebook shows something I never knew about Angela.  Check out the pic.  Fifty-five years old and packing much booty.

angela basset orange dress and booty

Don’t get me wrong.  I always found Angela Bassett beautiful and underrated as an actress.  If she was a white woman, Hollywood definitely would chose her over (Insert Overrated White Actress Here).

Man, after all these years, I never knew about Angela’s booty.

2002 Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Ellen DeGeneres Epic Oscar Selfie

Posted March 2, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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Because this is mostly a music and booty blog, I was not going to post this.  I’m referring to the Ellen DeGeneres Oscar selfie. The Oscars mostly deal with actors and movies, something this blog definitely isn’t about. Yet, I knew folks were going to look for it.   Right now, it’s a huge hit on Twitter.  Here’s the epic selfie.  Enjoy.

Ellen degenres oscar selfie

Funny and Mean Poetry Book About Celebrities: Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems

Posted March 2, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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On the night of Oscars 2014, poet/author/ex-porn store manager Christoph Paul released a free eBook version of  Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems. Most of these hilarious poems are celebrities speaking to a psychoanalyst. For those who hate pompous-assed celebrities, this book fits your needs.Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems

Check out the opening Lady Gaga verse.

“I’m Madonna before she became a British Jew.”

Then, the Oprah poem touches on a subject many people believe as truth, including me.

“You must find ways to make white housewives buy this book.”

Last are the verses that first caught my attention. These exist in the Paula Deen poem.

“Well, color my grits;
the colored our free.
But they still don’t
know their place.

It’s a shame cause
niggers really love
my mac and cheese.”

If mean-spirited and funny are your thing, make sure you search Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems on Amazon.  I would link to it. Yet, WordPress.com would accuse me of spamming.

Fire Girls and Dubstep

Posted March 1, 2014 by Patrick Scott Barnes
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The following video contains clips of female fire dancers.  Included is “Wrapped Mind” , a mind-blowing, dubstep song by Leon Ayers Jr.  Using YouTube’s video editor, I gathered Creative Commons videos and placed them together.   For those that don’t know, Creative Commons stands for artwork people are free to use.

Enjoy.