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7 Things I Learned from My Three Year Old Blog

May 16, 2014

As of this month, The DJ Stone Crazy Spot is three years old.

Photo by Victoria Rosario

Photo by Victoria Rosario

These are seven things I learned from blogging on WordPress.com.

1. You don’t have to write 1500 word blogs. I really don’t know how that started. Yet, some of my more popular blogs definitely did not have 1500 words. Some had even less than 300 words. Some blogs contained a few words and a kick-ass meme I found on Facebook.

2. Booty pics attract more traffic than the written word. During the blogs first few months, Google sent more traffic my way because of booty pics. As the blogs main focus was music and laptop DJing, booty pics still brought the most traffic. To this day, it still does. Instead of reading about why a song sucks, many viewers prefer looking for big booty MILFs or big ass white girls. Currently, it’s Miley Cyrus pussy shots and Angela Basset’s booty.

3. Calling someone out in your blog does more psychological damage than you realize. Sometimes, after my blogs aims something nasty at someone, I  receive epic comments taking personal shots at me and my DJ skills. One coward decided to send me an e-mail taking potshots at me. After unfriending me on Facebook, another person posted my blog about her on Facebook, as she called me a loser DJ.

Why all this overreacting? The blog struck a raw nerve bordering on truth. If it wasn’t true, why write epic comments and aim nasty shots at me and DJ skills? In my lifetime, guilty folks are the only ones I know who behave this way.

4. You’re more likely to get pimp-slapped by a 300 pound transvestite versus getting sued for using copyrighted photos. I’m not condoning using copyrighted material. Still, as far as getting sued for doing it? That’s highly unlikely. First, you might receive a request to either take the photo down or give the photographer credit. Second, the photographer might tell your web host. Third, if you’re small fry, they know you don’t have any freakin’ money to sue for. For the record, I’m not a lawyer. Despite all this, you still might get sued for using a copyrighted pic. Still, that rarely happens to small fry bloggers.

5. Readers like lists. Yep, the blog experts had it right. Creating list blogs attract traffic. Still make sure it’s a subject folks will want to read. If folks no longer care about Jay-Z’s conflict with his sister-in-law, don’t you still write ten reasons why Jay-Z should have smacked her. If it’s a subject folks don’t care about, don’t go writing a list about it.

6. Current trends attracts plenty traffic. When Justin Bieber was arrested, I dug up memes making fun of his arrest. The blog attracted plenty of attention. When some idiots used Martin Luther King Jr, in twerking flyers, that blog not only gained a lot attention, a more popular website linked to it. The reason I always post pics of Miley Cyrus is because I know folks will come looking for them, especially if it’s something she did recently.

7. Making fun of white people attracts traffic. (Controversy attracts traffic.) I once noticed people searching my blogs wanting to know what music to play for white people. I knew the subject was controversial. That’s why I wrote it. I wrote it over a year ago. To this day, that blog still attracts traffic.

After three years on this blog, that’s what I learned.

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Pics Involving Singer Robin Thicke and Booty

February 24, 2014

Singer Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton recently announced their separation.

Seriously, how can you lose a beautiful woman like Paula Patton? Currently, Patton is thirty-eight years old.   I know women whose beauty already faded at thirty. Yet, Paula still retains her beauty.

Paula Patton at Grammys 2014

Could she have been a pain-in-the-ass wife?  Or was Mr. Thicke acting too much of a damned fool?  Observe a photo of Mr. Thicke grabbing a fan’s booty. My buddy Keith Gregson showed this on Facebook.

Robin Thicke Grabbing Fans Booty

Or did trouble start when the “Blurred Lines” video debuted?  In the photo clip below, check out Mr. Thicke looking at Emily Ratajkowski’s booty.  Oh yea, ol’ girl just happen to be topless too.

Robin Thicke Looking at Emily Ratajkowski Booty in Blurred Lines

Oh. let’s not forget this episode with Miss Cyrus.

miley cyrus and robin thicke as we see miley's booty

At this time, we can only go by the couple’s official reason for separating.   Yet, photo evidence shows whose been acting like a douche recently.

Nasty Memes Concerning Justin Bieber’s Arrest

January 23, 2014

Before I go on, I got a confession to make. I own some Justin Bieber songs. As a DJ, I have to cater to my audience. So, I don’t wanna here no shit.

As of this writing, looks like USA’s most hated Canadian has recently been arrested.
Justin Bieber's Mugshot

What did he do, you ask? I’ll let Taylor Berman at Gawker tell you.

Yet, a day hasn’t passed and the nasty memes already exist on Facebook,

First, I saw the mugshot Photoshopped in drag.

Justin Bieber Mugshot in Drag Makeup

Then, the next meme congratulates Florida for finally getting something right.

Justin Bieber's Arrest - Florida Finally Got Something Right

As I looked at Mr. Bieber’s mugshot, I realized his resemblance to Miley Cyrus.  Apparently,  other people thought the same thing.

Justin Bieber Plus Lipstick Equals Miley Cyrus

Justin  Bieber without and with makeup

(Oh yea, when you add words to photos, you might want to learn how to highlight your words.  Either that or just use white words. I say this because, in the second meme, you can barely see the words on Miley’s face .)

The last meme I present is the nastiest one I witnessed on Facebook.  Let’s just say it involves brutal jail sex with singer Ray J.

Justin Bieber's Day 1 and Day 2

If I ever become famous, I hope I never get arrested.  Memes can be real brutal.

Conservative Memes Comparing Phil Robertson’s Bigotry with Miley Cyrus’s Twerking

December 22, 2013

Recently, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson made comments many find offensive. For those of you unfamiliar with Duck Dynasty, it’s a reality show featuring a family who gained riches from creating products for duck hunters. Based in West Monroe, Louisiana, the viewers see a family were the males sport long beards.

In a recent GQ interview, the interviewer asked Phil Robertson what does he consider sinful.

Phil answered this, “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”

Also, these are his views on black people before civil rights: “I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field…. They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!… Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”

Views like this earned Phil a suspension from A&E, the cable network broadcasting Duck Dynasty.

I’m sure many readers were already aware of the story I just described. Yet, here’s something amusing I later saw on Facebook. Conservatives are now posting memes comparing Phil Robertson’s comments to Miley Cyrus’s twerking. I guess twerking is just as harmful as a guy aiming obvious bigotry towards other people. If one can’t spot the bigotry in Phil’s words, you are a goddamned idiot who probably still believes in George Dubya Bush’s weapons of mass destruction. Just like a female friend pointed out, Miley Cyrus did not go around using the bible to condemn other people. Yet, here are the memes comparing Phil Robertson’s views with Miley Cyrus’s twerking.
Phil Robertson and Miley Cyrus meme

Miley Twerking and Phil Roberston meme