Funny and Mean Poetry Book About Celebrities: Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems
On the night of Oscars 2014, poet/author/ex-porn store manager Christoph Paul released a free eBook version of Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems. Most of these hilarious poems are celebrities speaking to a psychoanalyst. For those who hate pompous-assed celebrities, this book fits your needs.
Check out the opening Lady Gaga verse.
“I’m Madonna before she became a British Jew.”
Then, the Oprah poem touches on a subject many people believe as truth, including me.
“You must find ways to make white housewives buy this book.”
Last are the verses that first caught my attention. These exist in the Paula Deen poem.
“Well, color my grits;
the colored our free.
But they still don’t
know their place.
It’s a shame cause
niggers really love
my mac and cheese.”
If mean-spirited and funny are your thing, make sure you search Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems on Amazon. I would link to it. Yet, WordPress.com would accuse me of spamming.