Garden Shop Onion
Shopping in store’s garden area.
Spotted a nice juicy onion.
Not the vegetable.
Talking about a female’s wonderful posterior.
The kind that inspires black-on-black violence.
So round and juicy.
Fingers itching for a pinch,
a hand full of ass.
Read somewhere the more ass,
the more intelligent a woman may be.
Brains and booty.
I can dig that.
Almost forgot I came to buy a gardenia shrub.
Went home thinking about that onion.
Went to bed thinking about that onion.
Next day, told everybody on Facebook
about that onion.
Might write a blog about it.
Might write a poem about it.
Going to fantasize for days about it.
Onions one of main reasons I DJ.
Wanna see them shake and wiggle to my nasty song selections.
Going back next week for another gardenia.
Wonder how the onions would look.